I think it's a massive conspiracy theory that they always put the fastest runners after me in softball -- so if I'm on base, and they hit, I have to haul ass. I mean, I hit well, but how fast does a 200lb woman run, really? I hear people running up behind me, I hear my own steps heavy on the ground. I can only wonder how much faster I might be able to run.
I wonder how much more elegant I'd look walking in heels.
I wonder if I will catch people looking at me and admiring my body and say "oh, she takes good care of herself."
I hit some great line drives today, and made some really good plays. I'm very satisfied when I play softball.