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A twist on the ABCs of me Meme : The Jack Sh*t Really Sh*tty Meme Achilles heel: Men with baby animals Battle cry: I'm coming to ge...
A twist on the ABCs of me Meme: The Jack Sh*t Really Sh*tty Meme
Achilles heel: Men with baby animals
Battle cry: I'm coming to get you!
Casket size: None -- I plan to donate my body to science and then be cremated.
Deformity: my pinky toe curls under my foot
Embarrassing nickname: Big Bertha (though if someone were to call me this, I'd show them a thing or two)
Fish I’d most like to be if I were somehow, for some reason, forced to be turned into a fish: Swordfish, duh.
Getaway route: Go-Go-Gadget Helicopter
Hillbilly name (click here): Penny Sue Crow
Inanimate object I most resemble: A playground slide
“Jack”, Favorite blogger named: I'm blanking on this one...
Knot I have most trouble untying: Garlic Knots
Last lesson learned: If the car has diplomat license plates, do yourself a favor and don't jaywalk.
Middle letter of middle name: I
Nearest Chinese restaurant: Meiwah
Oldest person I know: My grandpa -- there might be older people, but I don't really know them
Pancakes, Favorite topping for: fresh butter
Quality I wish I had more of: patience
Rap artist I’d most like to chillax with: Xhibit
Salad dressing I despise most: A tie between Ranch and Bleu Cheese
TV show I wish would disappear forever: All reality TV programs making celebrities out of idiots
Underwear, Favorite kind/color: Victorias Secret "The Lacie" Hiphugger
Vice that I wish I could do away with: cursing like a sailor in proper company
Website that I check first every day: gmail.com
Xerox, Funniest thing I’ve copied on: my W-2
“Yes,” Dumbest thing to which I’ve answered: "would you help me give this foal an enema?"
Zombie, Favorite “brain” dish if I ever became a: probably brain ceviche