99 Questions, but a Rhetorical Question Isn't One.

I'm unabashedly stealing this from Roni:  

1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
I live in a studio.  I don't have a bedroom door, but I do keep my bathroom door closed because the morning sun will hit the door and go right in my face.
2: Do you take the shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotel?
Only if I really like it.
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
I'm with Roni -- I don't sleep with a flat sheet.  Just a fitted sheet, a fleece blanket and a comforter that usually just gets in the way.
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
No. But I'm really bad at returning license plates.
5: Do you like to use Post-It notes?
All the time at work.
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
I don't get a paper delivered to me, so I don't run into this too often.
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
This question needs more detail.  Depends on the kind of bear.  A large red panda? Bumble bees? Or are we talking pissed off brown bear and killer bees?
8: Do you have freckles?
A few.
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
I will make a crazy face first.  Then I might smile.
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
Cigarette smoke that wafts to wherever I may be.
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
My BodyMedia counts for me.
12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
In the woods, on 2nd base of my t-ball field when I was young. You name it.
13: What about pooped in the woods?
14: Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing?
I dance especially when there's no one dancing.
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Not as much as I used to when I was in elementary school.  Getting braces helped me break the habit.
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
17: What size is your bed?
18: What is your song of the week?
"Mad World"
19: Is it OK for guys to wear pink?
Look at the history of this -- before the Nazis, pink was totally the color for little boys. Little girls wore blue.  It was a virginal thing.
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
Narf! Poit!
21: What’s your least favorite movie?
I don't like gratuitous violence. So um, pick one.
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
Like I'd tell you....
23: If you’re a girl, bra size? If you’re a guy, pants size?
A little more than a handful each.
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
I don't really eat them.
25: What is your favorite food?
My dad's apple pie.
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
Stardust, Princess Bride, Cinema Paradiso, Dr. Horrible's Singalong Blog.
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
I plead the 5th.
28: Were you ever a Boy/Girl Scout?
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
I would totally do a pin-up calendar. Tasteful, though.
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
Do birthday cards count?
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Yes. Totally deserved it.
33: Ever ran out of gas?
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
Grilled cheese, or anything that starts with grilled bread and roasted garlic.
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Blueberry or peach pancakes, or waffles with fruit on them.
36: What is your usual bedtime?
10/11, but I can be a night owl if I want to be.
37: Are you lazy?
Sometimes, but I think it's because I value my downtime.
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
There's a photo of me somewhere in a She-Ra costume.
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
40: Are you horny?
It has been a very long time since I've had amazing sex
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
42: Which are better, Legos or Lincoln Logs?
Legos. Duh.  Except for stepping on...
43: Are you stubborn?
I'm decisive.
44: Who is better…Leno or Letterman?
45: Ever watch soap operas?
I used to watch One Life to Live with my mom. It's the first time I had a crush on someone on tv -- on a young Joey Buchannan (though his storyline made me cringe a bit (his stepgrandmother??)).
46: Are you afraid of heights?
Not afraid of heights, but afraid of falling from them.
47: Do you sing in the car?
I sing everywhere.
48: Do you sing in the shower?
See answer to 47.
49: Do you dance in the car?
If there's cause for it.
50: Ever used a gun?
Only an airsoft gun.
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
An impromptu one in 2007.
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Cheese is good.
53: Is Christmas stressful?
Not for an atheist.
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
Yes. Wasn't amazed.
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Veterinarian.  I went to university to become a forensic anthropologist.  That didn't happen though.
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
58: Ever have a deja-vu feeling?
Every now and then.
59: Take a vitamin daily?
Vitamin D.
60: Wear slippers?
61: Wear a bath robe?
Wearing one right now.
62: What do you wear to bed?
I live alone... soo... um...
63: First concert?
Ben Folds Five, with Train opening for them.
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65: Nike or Adidas?
New Balance
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
67: Peanuts or sunflower seeds?
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
69: Ever take dance lessons?
In college. And because there were more girls than guys, I often learned the man's part.  To this day I still try to lead.
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71: Can you curl your tongue?
Yes.  I can fold it too.
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
Never have been in one.
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
I cry for many reasons.
74: Own any record albums?
Yes -- my mom's Beatles albums, and an old 45 of my grandfather singing.
75: Own a record player?
Sadly no.
76: Regularly burn incense?
Candles more than incense.
77: Ever been in love?
Only in lust.
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
I most wanted to see Elbow in concert.  And I did. And it was magical.
79: What was the last concert you saw?
Dropkick Murphy's.
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
81: Tea or coffee?
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
83: Can you swim well?
I am a fish.  I prefer to swim in the ocean more than anything.
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85: Are you patient?
When is this questionnaire over?
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
Depends -- I've had cool bands and lame djs as well as lame bands and cool djs.
87: Ever won a contest?
Many. I'm very competitive.
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
89: Which are better, black or green olives?
90: Can you knit or crochet?
91: Best room for a fireplace?
92: Do you want to get married?
Only for financial purposes.
93: If married, how long have you been married?
Single as american cheese.
94: Who was your HS crush?
The quarterback.  I had a crush on him since the 1st grade.
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
96: Do you have kids?
97: Do you want kids?
Maybe -- depends on the guy.
98: What’s your favorite color?
I'm in a very blue mood lately.
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
My mom. 

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