99 Questions, but a Rhetorical Question Isn't One.

I'm unabashedly stealing this from Roni:

1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?: I live in a studio. I don't have a bedroom door, but I do keep my bathroom door closed because the morning sun will hit the door and go right in my face.
2: Do you take the shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotel?: Only if I really like it.
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?: I'm with Roni -- I don't sleep with a flat sheet. Just a fitted sheet, a fleece blanket and a comforter that usually just gets in the way.
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?: No. But I'm really bad at returning license plates.
5: Do you like to use Post-It notes?: All the time at work.
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?: I don't get a paper delivered to me, so I don't run into this too often.
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?: This question needs more detail. Depends on the kind of bear. A large red panda? Bumble bees? Or are we talking pissed off brown bear and killer bees?
8: Do you have freckles?: A few.
9: Do you always smile for pictures?: I will make a crazy face first. Then I might smile.
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?: Cigarette smoke that wafts to wherever I may be.
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?: My BodyMedia counts for me.
12: Have you ever peed in the woods?: In the woods, on 2nd base of my t-ball field when I was young. You name it.
13: What about pooped in the woods?: Nope!
14: Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing?: I dance especially when there's no one dancing.
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?: Not as much as I used to when I was in elementary school. Getting braces helped me break the habit.
16: How many people have you slept with this week?: Zero.
17: What size is your bed?: Queen.
18: What is your song of the week?: "Mad World"
19: Is it OK for guys to wear pink?: Look at the history of this -- before the Nazis, pink was totally the color for little boys. Little girls wore blue. It was a virginal thing.
20: Do you still watch cartoons?: Narf! Poit!
21: What’s your least favorite movie?: I don't like gratuitous violence. So um, pick one.
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?: Like I'd tell you....
23: If you’re a girl, bra size? If you’re a guy, pants size?: A little more than a handful each.
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?: I don't really eat them.
25: What is your favorite food?: My dad's apple pie.
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?: Stardust, Princess Bride, Cinema Paradiso, Dr. Horrible's Singalong Blog.
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?: I plead the 5th.
28: Were you ever a Boy/Girl Scout?: Nope!
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?: I would totally do a pin-up calendar. Tasteful, though.
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?: Do birthday cards count?
31: Can you change the oil on a car?: Yes.
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?: Yes. Totally deserved it.
33: Ever ran out of gas?: Nope.
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?: Grilled cheese, or anything that starts with grilled bread and roasted garlic.
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?: Blueberry or peach pancakes, or waffles with fruit on them.
36: What is your usual bedtime?: 10/11, but I can be a night owl if I want to be.
37: Are you lazy?: Sometimes, but I think it's because I value my downtime.
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?: There's a photo of me somewhere in a She-Ra costume.
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?: Leo
40: Are you horny?: It has been a very long time since I've had amazing sex.
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?: Nope!
42: Which are better, Legos or Lincoln Logs?: Legos. Duh. Except for stepping on...
43: Are you stubborn?: I'm decisive.
44: Who is better…Leno or Letterman?: Johnny.
45: Ever watch soap operas?: I used to watch One Life to Live with my mom. It's the first time I had a crush on someone on tv -- on a young Joey Buchannan (though his storyline made me cringe a bit (his stepgrandmother??)).
46: Are you afraid of heights?: Not afraid of heights, but afraid of falling from them.
47: Do you sing in the car?: I sing everywhere.
48: Do you sing in the shower?: See answer to 47.
49: Do you dance in the car?: If there's cause for it.
50: Ever used a gun?: Only an airsoft gun.
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?: An impromptu one in 2007.
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?: Cheese is good.
53: Is Christmas stressful?: Not for an atheist.
54: Ever eat a pierogi?: Yes. Wasn't amazed.
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?: Apple.
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?: Veterinarian. I went to university to become a forensic anthropologist. That didn't happen though.
57: Do you believe in ghosts?: Nope.
58: Ever have a deja-vu feeling?: Every now and then.
59: Take a vitamin daily?: Vitamin D.
60: Wear slippers?: Nope.
61: Wear a bath robe?: Wearing one right now.
62: What do you wear to bed?: I live alone... soo... um...
63: First concert?: Ben Folds Five, with Train opening for them.
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?: Target.
65: Nike or Adidas?: New Balance
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?: Cheetos.
67: Peanuts or sunflower seeds?: Almonds.
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?: Nope.
69: Ever take dance lessons?: In college. And because there were more girls than guys, I often learned the man's part. To this day I still try to lead.
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?: Nope.
71: Can you curl your tongue?: Yes. I can fold it too.
72: Ever won a spelling bee?: Never have been in one.
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?: I cry for many reasons.
74: Own any record albums?: Yes -- my mom's Beatles albums, and an old 45 of my grandfather singing.
75: Own a record player?: Sadly no.
76: Regularly burn incense?: Candles more than incense.
77: Ever been in love?: Only in lust.
78: Who would you like to see in concert?: I most wanted to see Elbow in concert. And I did. And it was magical.
79: What was the last concert you saw?: Dropkick Murphy's.
80: Hot tea or cold tea?: Both.
81: Tea or coffee?: Tea
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?: Snickerdoodles.
83: Can you swim well?: I am a fish. I prefer to swim in the ocean more than anything.
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?: Yes.
85: Are you patient?: When is this questionnaire over?
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?: Depends -- I've had cool bands and lame djs as well as lame bands and cool djs.
87: Ever won a contest?: Many. I'm very competitive.
88: Ever have plastic surgery?: Nope.
89: Which are better, black or green olives?: Black
90: Can you knit or crochet?: Crochet.
91: Best room for a fireplace?: Bathroom.
92: Do you want to get married?: Only for financial purposes.
93: If married, how long have you been married?: Single as american cheese.
94: Who was your HS crush?: The quarterback. I had a crush on him since the 1st grade.
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?: Nope.
96: Do you have kids?: Furbabies.
97: Do you want kids?: Maybe -- depends on the guy.
98: What’s your favorite color?: I'm in a very blue mood lately.
99: Do you miss anyone right now?: My mom.

99 Questions, but a Rhetorical Question Isn't One.

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